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“Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights.”

Bob Marley · Get Up, Stand Up, 1973

“If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And if it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.”

Mark Twain · widely attributed to Twain

“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”

Oscar Wilde · The Happy Prince and Other Tales, 1888

“I'm always late on principle, my principle being that punctuality is the thief of time.”

Oscar Wilde · The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1890

“The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.”

Jean Kerr · Please Don't Eat the Daisies, 1957

“Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.”

Robert Benchley · Chips off the Old Benchley, 1949

“I am not a morning person. Then again, I'm not really an afternoon or evening person either.”

Garfield · Jim Davis, Garfield comic strip

“Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.”

Robert Orben · widely attributed

“I have always been a quarter of an hour before my time, and it has made a man of me.”

Horatio Nelson · attributed

“It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it.”

John Steinbeck · On Writing, attributed

“I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time.”

Blaise Pascal · Lettres provinciales, 1657

“The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret.”

Charles Caleb Colton · Lacon, 1820